What are some good excuses for getting away with not having a ticket on trains?

Question

*prefferebly based upon the trains in the BLUEMOUNTAINS NSW Australia

Answer 1

"I am a pikey...do you expect me to have a ticket?"

Answer 2

they ant one.you will end up in court and you will get a huge fine.

Answer 3

You're just a freeloader aren't you?

Answer 4

There are none. Do you expect to be paid for your work? So do those who run the railway and they are paid from fares. You question is disgraceful.

Answer 5

I've been there, cool place. didn't jump the train though....tell them you lost it and you demand a pardon by order of the queen....should go down well over there ; )

Answer 6

it already got checked so you threw it away. your friend has your ticket and theyve gone somewhere else on the train

Answer 7

Your dog ate it.

Answer 8

Insanity?

Answer 9

There isn't one. Pay for a ticket!!! I have to pay to travel on the train everyday, why do you think your any different to anyone else!!

Answer 10

Being Staff of the rail company.

iotherwie the only exception is being DEAD.

buy a ticket you scrounger!!

Answer 11

You have just thrown a double six dices... go direct to jail 40 year you may have grown up by then

Answer 12

"Sorry i acidentally swalowed it" ...(to the ticket collector)

"Did i metion how s**y your looking today?? :D"

Answer 13

pretend you are

a. deaf

b.mentally challenged

c.foreign

d.dead

Answer 14

Just had both arms amputated so couldn't put the ticket in my pocket.

Answer 15

just say ''yes just one second''

then get ur wallet out as if ur getting it out and then look confused, look under your seat and be like

''whhaaaat, i had it like 2 seconds ago'';