What are some good excuses for not driving?

Question

The creative and the more reasonable, the better.

The more, the better.

Thanks! =)

Answer 1

Just Say I don't think i am Ready~

Or Theres no need for me to drive i have got my whole life ahead of me and theres plenty of time to learn how to drive~

Or prefer bicycling and walking ~ I AM Not Lazy Like you!~

HAHAH

Hope i helped~

~FUZZ~

Answer 2

Too lazy to learn comes to mind.

Answer 3

Never driven sober.

Answer 4

You're car only goes in reverse

Answer 5

why dont you want to DRIVE?

anyways heres a couple=)

pollution

dont want to spend money on gas

boycotting gas stations and thier high prices

you have a car phobia

your back hurts when driving

your just scared

you like sitting in the passenger seat

your lazy

your butt hurts from the cars seats

the steering wheel has a bad smell

you're crazy and you wanna crash into people

you wanna commit suicide and driveinto a wall when your in a car

you feel claustrophobic

and

a dog peedin your car!=)

but dudeeee i still dont understand why you dont want to drive

i wanna so bad =(

Answer 6

You got into a car accident, and you have been traumatized ever since.

Answer 7

polution

im saving the enviorment by taking public transportation

Answer 8

snow

no car

no gas

flat tire, no spare

lost keys

lost glasses/contact lens

too drunk /unable to find car

car stolen / repossessed

car possessed   Christine (1983)

(my fav.)

chauffeur

live in NY city

own a Limo Service

live on a island

stranded on an island

cannot reach the pedals

squirrel storing nuts in

engine/ dash etc.

Can't Find My Way Home

Eric Clapton / Blind Faith

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Answer 9

Can't remember where the key goes.

Neon green cars make me ill.

Overwhelming fear of being hit by a runaway circus train at a crossing.

Big trucks scare me.

Mini-Coopers scare me.

Don't like the sound of bugs being splattered on my windshield.

Answer 10

you ran out of fuel..

Answer 11

im poor

Answer 12

-Not enough money or time

-Gas is too expensive

-Secretary of State takes way too long

-The only car you'd consider buying is from a foreign country, and since we might possibly be going into a recession, you'd only want to support US made cars but can't find the $ to buy a decent one

-Why drive when other people can drive you around?

-Too cool to drive