What are some good joks?

Question

What are some good joks?

Answer 1

this guy walks into a bar and then he sits down order a drinnk and tehn he see's this bowl of peanuts and there talkig to him saying your hair is really nice your shoes look so cool

i like your outfit, and then the guy says to the bartender yo whats up with these peanuts and he says

"there complimentary"

Answer 2

Wat happened to the guy who fell of the sausage?

He got back on again!

This joke is so dry that its funny.

Answer 3

no offense to anyone.

why do midgets laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their p***s :)

Answer 4

there was a butcher and somebody asked "ohh, what happened to ur apprentership butcher" and the butcher said,

"i caught him with his d**k inside the meat chopper so i fired him"',

"and what happend to the meat chopper"

"ohh, i fired her aswell."

Answer 5

funniest stupid joke of all time(its was on the radio)

what did the brown chicken say to the brown cow?

brown chicken brown cow.(you have to say it right)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhjxFn9lN...

Answer 6

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood, the third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else asks the bartender?"

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

Answer 7

okay, so, there's this catholic school, which has this girl who always falls asleep in class.  the boy behind her always pokes her in the back with his pencil when this happens.  the teacher asks her "who is god's son?"  the girl gets jabbe with a pencil and yells "Jesus Christ!"  later the teacher asks "who is our lord?"  she gets jabbed again and yells "My God!"  later the teacher asks "what did Eve say to Adam after they had their second son?"  The girl got jabbed and yelled"if you stick that thing in me one more time i'll break it in half!"  the teacher fainted.

Answer 8

Where is Osama bin Laden hiding his armies?

   In his sleevies.

How did Hilter tie his shoes?

  In little knotsies (n***s).