What are some good names for an ugly car?

Question

the car that my mom is getting me is super ghetto and ugly...to the point where it needs a really good name. so i can be like "yea this is my ugly car ____"

what are some good nicknames for my ugly car?

thanks! =]

Answer 1

Melvin, Merv, Slow Joe, Pristine Machine, etc.

If it's rounded: Gum Drop or Bug.

If it's a Honda: Speed Racer

But names kind of come to you through experiences or at-the-moment kind of things. I never could have named mine Malik if I hadn't gotten it in the right color. Its navigation sounds like a 300 year old mother of eight so I named her Henrietta. Because seriously, how many women under 90 are named Henrietta?

Answer 2

How about Clunker?  

Answer 3

Olga, Brolga, Eugene something like these would be OK

Answer 4

Helen (cause looking at it might make one wish they were Helen Keller).

Or maybe Fuglee?

Answer 5

I had an ugly first car, and it was so old that I named it Ezekiel (it sounds old, right?)  

Answer 6

Xena