What are some good nicknames for my ugly car?

Question

okay so my mom bought me a really nice ford focus that i love to death but she wont let me drive it because she thinks I'm going to crash it, so she bought me a really ugly saturn that i think is the most disgusting thing ever (while she gets to drive my focus).

so I'm going to deal with having a really ugly car by giving it a name.

what are some good nicknames for a really ugly car (like the beast or something)?

thanks!

Answer 1

ugly betty:)

Answer 2

well i call my jeep wrangler "spike" it has big tires and is decked out kind of manly and when i bought it the guys at work told me it was to much jeep for me. lol 6 years later and its still in perfect condition and one of the mechanics at work try to buy it everyday. my mini van i call "mimi" because i feel like mimi off of drew carey i feel like everyone is laughing at me!!! if i had to drive an ugly saturn (which by the way i did for awhile after my daughter was born and her name was mary margret after my grandma because she gave me the car) i would call it "uranus" because if you hate it that much its like hanging out with someone you really dont like (and you think they are an ***) but all your other friends are busy.

Answer 3

call it Scion

Answer 4

Really?...um...no. It's just too easy; youv'e set yourself up for the wall of shame.  

Answer 5

You could call it the Silver Bullet....

When people started laughing about your "hot" car, you could tell them, no... it' s not hot... it's more like a crushed beer can...

Answer 6

Mommy won't drive.

MAD

Answer 7

How about 'Beula'. When u see yur friends, or anyone for that matter. And u introduce yur ugly car, u should introduce yur car by saying, "Hi! this is my car Beula." Plus, Beula kinda of is an ugly name, a little bit. So go with that.

Nope, just a really ugly name, lol.

Answer 8

what color is this focus, i had an old oldsmobile omega, and i called it "the tank" it plowed through like 7-8 inches of snow with no problem.