What are some good servay questions for prank calls?

Question

We r only calling some friends! We always say it was us at the end of the call. We want 2 pretend we r taking survays.

Answer 1

ask them how often they m********e.

or if they know exactly where djibouti is.

Answer 2

I know its lame.

Do you like chicken balls?

Does your wife/husband know about it.

Is your fridge running?

you better go catch it.

Its lame, but all I got.

Answer 3

d**n i don't know about survey because most people just say no. Try this, call someone who you know has a kid, preferably 9 to 13 and act like your from the middle East and say "your son kicked my dog, and now my dog need opperation". Make sure you know their stree tand everything. They will believe it because most likely they let the son or daughter outside to play. I had someone on the phone for thirty minutes once. It is hilarious.