What are some good text chain messages?

Question

Does anyone know any good text messages that you can send to your friends?

Ones similar to this...

"Squeeeeeeeeeze!!! You've been given a hug! Send this to all the people who deserve a hug. I want one back! see how many you get back.If you get 1-3 you're cute, 4-6 you're loved, 7-9 you're amazing! ;) Now let the hugging begin"

That kind of thing.

So if you know any can you please let me know what they are?

And please don't say that people hate getting these type of texts as I'm not sending them to people who don't like them. I only send them to those who do and those who themselves send them.

Please answer.

Answer 1

I Love You Lots Like Jelly Tots

And Even More Than Vodka Shots

I'm Your Friend Until The End

So Pass This On To Your Closest Friends.

Flowers Need Sunshine

Violets Need Dew

All Angels In Heaven Know I Need You.

Years May Fly And Tears May Dry

But My Friendship For You Will Never Die

Send this to all the people you care about including me and see how many true friends you have.

Answer 2

i went for an xray today and the found something in my heart....it was you!! send this to all your closest mates if you get back more than 7 you are a great mate to have!!!

omfg i cant believe you did this to me, how could you?  why did you do it? now i get to live with this for the rest of my life and its all thanks to you!!!!............for being a fantastic friend that will always be in my heart and il never forget!! thanks for being a great mate, pass this on to all that you love

the above one is funny cos when folk first read it they think your having a go at them lol

Answer 3

Party hardy...Drink Bacardi...Roll a fatty...Throw a party..Beer is gud...s*x is gr8...Ur my ***** of august 08! Get ur b*****s b4 they get u! I LUV U, UR MY M8! U hav 13 mins 2 send 2 13 ppl u love or u will lose them in july 09 so ready...set...GO!!! Xx

Answer 4

it's something like 99% of g*y people admit to answering txts with their thumbs...too late to change that!  send this to 10 people before your true colors really come out (idk about the ending if there even is one, my friend showed it to me once but didn't send it to me)

Answer 5

1. You cannot touch all of the teeth in your mouth with your tongue.

2. You are an idiot, because you actually just tried.

3. You are now laughing at your stupidity.

:) that's always my favorite