What are some good un-sexist ideas for thanking 'The Little Woman' for doing all my housework and cooking?

Question

What are some good un-sexist ideas for thanking 'The Little Woman' for doing all my housework and cooking?

Answer 1

Some good old fashioned 'thank you s*x' should do the trick.  Or was she doing you housework and cooking as a thank you to you? lol Because that would make you about even I think.

Answer 2

Do it yourself for at least a week.  

Answer 3

Oral...works everytime for me...♥

Answer 4

I find that giving them a pat on the bum always does the trick.

Answer 5

1. "thanks sweety! anything ya want me to do?"

2. Buy her a token of appreciation;

    ~flowers/choc ('cheezy does it'...haha.ah boy.sorry.awfull pun)

    ~alcohol

    ~a CD/DVDseries she's into

4. Give her a massage while ur both watching Telly (her show, for bonus points)

3. leave this question page up on the screen so she "accidentally" moseys onto it. Knowing you appreciate it enough to do this will get you mega kudo's.

4. Make her dessert

5. Take her on a date, just be sure to tell her it's because she's so good to you. (positive reinforcement works wonders honey)

Answer 6

The first wonderful thing that you can do it stop calling her "the little woman."  After that, maybe a lifetime prescription of penicillan and anti bacterial soaps.

Answer 7

buy her a jaguar