What are some good ways to keep a cellar smelling fresh and clean?

Question

What are some good ways to keep a cellar smelling fresh and clean?

Answer 1

Rotate the captives...

...No! Wait! Keep the same captives! Introducing new ones will change the odors you have become accustomed to...are you buying this?

Crudcicles...

Answer 2

Hey, Guido or w/e ur name is, I dont wear this helmet for nothing. ur lucky I AM wearing it or else u would be so much sour beef.

I put in air ducts, wat more do u want? If u want anything else the guests will have to make them.

Answer 3

alot of oust

Answer 4

Hose it down daily and teach Geek what a courtesy flush is...

Answer 5

Stuff your bountiful bra with freshly squeezed lemons, so that no matter where you are - the cellar or otherwise - it will always smell lemony-fresh everywhere you go.

<-------- keeps 6 lemons in his drawers

* cries *

Answer 6

Hang one of those Christmas tree shaped car deodorizers around everyone's neck.

Answer 7

a dehumidifier does it for us.

Answer 8

Deodorant for your sith.