What are some humorous and observable human commonalities?

Question

things that you can observe with your eyes/hearing? and humorous, too!

Answer 1

People who pick their noses while driving (thinking nobody's looking--that's funny but gross. People falling on ice is somehow hilarious to me, though not when I fell on it myself the other day!

Yawning is strange, though other animals do it. Some people enjoy sneezing so much, they pinch or poke their gums to make themselves do it! (Annoying!) Just about any of the little things humans do while bored or waiting (looking around, tapping, singing to themselves loudly w/headphones on) can be amusing.

Why do people never converse on elevators or in waiting rooms, but stand or sit quietly, avoiding eye contact???! It's weird! I talk to whomever will answer back.

Little kids are the most hilarious. I love how literal they are! Once, when my mom & I were tossing a large ball w/my 3-year-old son, we noticed that whenever he caught it, he would press it against his face.

"What ARE you doing?" I asked.

"You told me to keep my eye on the ball!" he replied! Heh!

Answer 2

Sneezing.

The look on people's faces when they slip on ice.

The reaction when a bug lands in the hair.

The ice-cream headache.

The stubbed toe, dancing-and-cursing ritual.

The banged funny-bone, sucking-in-air-between-the-teeth, rocking back and forth phenomenon.

The smile with the missing two front teeth.

The reaction when seeing two dogs mating in public.

The sound of a teen-ager who just had a fender-bender in dad's new car.

The sobbing of a drunk man.

The repeated kicking of a vending machine that has just eaten someone's change.

The look on a kid's face when they "catch" their parents, in bed.

The look on the face of the parents when they are "caught" by their kids.

Answer 3

I think that all people look around to see who's looking when they fall.

Answer 4

We all think we're above average drivers.

Answer 5

The hilarious faces people make when they have an o****m.