What are some imaginitive derogatory names given to overweight people? I need these for a serious reason.?

Question

I am writing a piece of fiction which has an overweight protagonist. The story is overwhelmingly fat-positive, but for the purpose of this story, and obstacles for her to overcome, I need some derogatory terms and names that might be thrown at her.

I'm looking for a phrase along the lines of 'Your belly is so huge, you look like...' as well as other more general put downs and names. Ideally you'd have something imaginative, but any contributions would be welcome.

Please remember, whilst I am like I say, extremely pro fat people, this is your license to be as offensive as you like. Go for it.

Answer 1

1. HEY,tons of fun, why are you drinking a diet soda with those 12 hamburgers?

2. Chubbs, your cheeks look like you inhaled the squirrels.

Answer 2

Shamu, Moby, Wideload

I know those aren't very imaginative, but people who put down others for such things usually aren't very bright.

Answer 3

your mama's so fat she puts mayonnaise on asprin. That one had me rollin for a month

Answer 4

Lard ***, You are so big you must be 9 months pregnant with twins you certainly eat for three. Blubber Mountain

Answer 5

call him snack shack, lunch box, mt. meat, jelly roll, sumo, etc.

Answer 6

Ten Bellies.

A legend in her own lunchtime.

Mrs Two Belts

Not so much a slow metabolism as a very fast pie-arm.

Black & Decker mouth.

Does she need a back pack for balance?

I bet she doesn't swim off the coast of Japan.

Keep your hands clear of her mouth

when she's eating.

If she lost some weight we'd all get a bit more sunlight.

Wow! Archimedes fulcrum exists! ( The one he said he would use to move the world if he had a long enough lever)

So THAT'S where all the pies went!

She gets fan mail from McDonalds.

I bet she pays pavement tax.

Make love to her and you'll burn your a*se on the light bulb.

Answer 7

Sorry for stealing someone elses line 'your momma is so fat, when she wears an x-files t shirt, helicopters come into land!'