What are some innovative and constructive uses for bibles?

Question

My favorite is as a weight for gluing things.

Answer 1

Draw stick-figure cartoons on the margins acting out Bible stories.  Then, flip through your Bible rapidly to put the cartoon in motion.

Answer 2

to light fire in a chimney.

Answer 3

Paper weight

Rolling paper

Weapon against aggresive christians

Getting the fire going

A good laugh (this is done by reading it)

And propping up furniture (nearly forgot that one)

Answer 4

At one of our parties, we tore pages out of it to wrap around our cups. So our hands wouldn't get wet.

Answer 5

Read it, but read it with a tape player and/or a notebook(s) right there at your side so that you can take notes and make comments...and don't fluff through it thinking there is some magical way you'll understand it....

Answer 6

Good fire starters.

Answer 7

paper weights same as the other religious books my family insists on giving me as gifts.  

Answer 8

And when was the last time you read something informative?  Other than that comic book?!?!?

Answer 9

Wonder what would happen if the same question (and answers) were posted regarding the Koran.

Just curious.

Answer 10

s*x in a church adds an extra bit of taboo fun, so maybe something along those lines.

Answer 11

headboard dampener

Answer 12

Grind 'em up, and use for garden mulch.

Answer 13

Bible is divine book of God, It has been modified, it has about 73 additions even more then that. That what people modified it as they like to see bible. so now there is no real Bible. So if we see Divine Books, last Edition of Last Divine book is Quran. no one is able to modify it same as it was 1400 years back. Quran says  Cristiane change bible for their self interests.  

Answer 14

I've used a couple as toilet paper. If you scrunch up the pages before you wipe, they get softer and more absorbent.