What are some interesting / hilarious things you've heard a stoner say?

Question

What are some interesting / hilarious things you've heard a stoner say?

Answer 1

He lived with his mother, and that he was a prize to be won, that he was up for grabs, but only for a girl with a high paying job, that they would get married and he would stay home and raise the kids (and though he didn't say it, do nothing but "Wacky backy" all day and probably not be too good of a parent figure).