What are some items to put in a Redneck Gift Basket?

Question

I am wanting to make a Redneck gift basket for some yankee friends. :) A guy and a girl.They are taking their first trip to the South, GA. and I thought it would be fun to make them a basket full of fun things.. or funny things. Any suggestions would be helpful! Thanks!

Answer 1

My SIL would have to have beef jerky.

Answer 2

spam and material by Jeff Foxworthy

Answer 3

Puppy Peters (real Vienna sausage)

    

      Slim Jims

    

      Goobers

    

      Moon Pie

    

      Pork Skins

    

      Red Hot Mammas (pickled sausage)

    

      Fresh Canned Brains

    

      Chick 'O Sticks

Hillbilly three-piece chicken dinner-  (3 cans of corn)

Sears and Roebuck Catalog- The perfect redneck gift for those still using the old fashioned outdated outhouse. When the corncob will not do, the Sears and Roebuck catalog is the one for you.

Answer 4

duct tape

Answer 5

For rednecks

Tin of Chewing Tobacco

Cut off Jeans

Flannel shirt with sleeves cut off

Copy of some banjo music

Sound byte of Ned Beatty in Deliverance

Square dancing How-To book

Confederate Flag

Starched white sheet in the shape of a Hood

any type of hard liquor in a beat up old brown bag

2 sets of hillbilly teeth or knock some of their own out

Use Dollar Store bags for her purse, he needs a chain on his wallet too.

Oh I almost forgot the most important thing, they need to have their first names be two names...

BillyBob

StevieRay

BobbieSue

BillyJoe

LeeAnn

MonicaRay

Answer 6

Here are a couple sites to give you some ideas for survival kits.

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf125200.tip.h...

http://www.budget101.com/survival_kits.h...

Hope they enjoy their trip.

Answer 7

redneck joke book

billy ray cyrus album