What are some jokes I can use?? weird i knoww?

Question

My dad he wears tight spandex pant things all the time!! Even when he isn't biking. There is no point to walk around in them when he isn't. Any good jokes I can use involving his spandex pants? lmaoo

Answer 1

since when do you work for UPS, cuz you are delivering quite a package

Answer 2

Well this isn't really a joke, but I guess it must be really disturbing for you, so I would just cover my eyes every time he walks into a room and hiss "it burrrrrrns usssssss!!!!!"