What are some kinda mean yet horibbly funny things to do to a teacher?

Question

I'm goin into 7th grade*my first year in middle skool* and i want to know some funny things to do in middle of class my friend said to say achoo lol but any ideas will be acceptable lol thanks!!!!

Answer 1

well for one try do something like bad for starts anything you can think of then play along with her reaction. i don't know  

Answer 2

I suggest you don't prank your teachers at all until they have taught you to spell at least.

Answer 3

one of my teachers fell asleep during class while we were taking a test and started snoring really loud!

so my friend dared me to record it so i did on my phone and i posted it on youtube. and like a week later someone told the principal and i got two days "in-school" suspension.

so not fair, but oh so funny!

lol XD

Answer 4

Starting in middle school ... hmmm, horribly funny would probably mean doing your work and staying out of trouble.  

Answer 5

I randombly kissed my homophobix spanish teacher in the middle of class last year.... was funny.

Answer 6

theres always slipping a whoopee cushion under the chair or a tack on the seat, maybe grease the handle of the teachers mug so when they pick it up it spills, we used to just mix flour eggs and washing up liquid (from the home ec room) and decorate their cars, but we only made sure we got the teachers who didnt mind a laugh and they all took it well, plus gave us as good as they got too! lol

why not get a bag of curry powder and pretend its sherbet, look like youre eating a little and offer a bit to your teacher - priceless look on their face if they accept a taste and no serious harm done

Answer 7

Saying achoo isn't even vaguely funny, nor is it mean.  However, this shouldn't be your focus.  You are starting at a new school.  Why would you want to start out in trouble?  Rather than trying to mess up your school life, why don't you try focusing on your schoolwork and making friends?

Theta Sigma - "sherbet" must have some different meaning where you are, because in the U.S., no one could confuse curry powder and sherbet, which is like light ice cream!

Answer 8

As a former prankster ask for suggestions in a place where teachers might not be looking. I don't think you should try anything because you will probably get caught.