What are some like "cocky" i guess things to say...?

Question

Like sayings or quotes, I need it for a project over the summer im doing on attitudes. Thanks to everyone who helps.

Answer 1

I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool

Answer 2

What are 70 things women are good at?

Doing Dishes and 69.

Lol I love that.

Answer 3

refering to somone you havent met before( blind date)

......i dont think it would be a good thing if we met.

your most deffintly going to fall in love with me. and im just not looking for that.

......................................... had somone say that to me and it pissed me off!!! lol

Answer 4

But enough about me, let's talk about you...what do you think about me?

Answer 5

you really do love me, i can tell.

Answer 6

i get more *** than a toilet seat

haha

idk

get pick up lines

like "if you said i had a nice body, can i hold it against you?"

haha i know. its lame

Answer 7

When meeting competitors, shake their hand, smile sweetly and say "It's so nice to meet you.  I'm glad you came to compete for second place."

Answer 8

woman make me a sammich

Answer 9

quote Groucho Marx  

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.

(or Churchhill)