What are some money making endeavors I can participate in while I am at work on the clock at this job?

Question

I need to supplement my income. I don't mind if these endeavors are illegal or whatever.

Answer 1

We can make the first and only "Girls Gone Wild With Giant Sausages in their Freaking Mouths" video.

Start by filming co-workers in the bathrooms (you know they are all so doing it in there).  Next, use the footage to bribe them for money ......

If they don't pay up big, they are going on video.

What do you say .....?

*waits for an answer*

*cries*

Answer 2

what guido said.  *passes tissue*

Answer 3

Why phone s*x of course.

Answer 4

one of those make money for looking at website jobs

Answer 5

Two words:

Webcam and Paypal.

*cries*

Answer 6

I would say you can blow the janitor but everyone knows janitors are poor. Hey he might at least clean your house or something!    

Answer 7

babby-sitting

Answer 8

I have a few

Breaktime BJ's.

Selling black tar heroin to the kids at the school down the street.

Selling peoples personal stuff they leave in the office on Ebay.

Answer 9

Phone s*x  

Answer 10

Sell photos in the break room of your ginormous rack using the company photo copier.

<----loves ginormous racks!

Answer 11

How do you feel about spanking grown men?

Answer 12

Start a phone s*x line using their phone number.

Answer 13

How about offering tours through your cleavage?

Much cooler and less crowded than the Grand Canyon...

Answer 14

under the table shenanigans...like hand jobs

yes please