What are some more jokes like...?

Question

Your garden club called. Their ho is missing.

Your proctologist called. They found your head.

Haha, you know, stuff like that. Anything?

Answer 1

The butcher shop called, they need you to stop beating the meat. OH thats bad, ime so dirty ever since i became sick, its weird!

Heres some more;

The candy shop called, they want you to stop pretending your white choclate.....

Bozo called, he wants his face back....

umm thats all i can make up for now.....

Answer 2

The 90s called, they want their outfit back.....

sry I can't think of anything funnier.... :)

Answer 3

"get on my level. oh wait, you can't, 'cos your always on your knees."

Answer 4

Hears a few.

1: I heard you tried to enter an ugly contest. But they said "sorry, no professionals".

2: What are you gonna do for a face when a monkey wants its butt back?

This one only works for a guy with fades.

3: You're so ugly, those aren't fades on your head. Its just your hair running away from your face.

lol.