What are some obstacles in finding a solution to Sasquatch f***s in Pacific Northwest aquifers?

Question

It's about as realistic as asking about global warming, but the fictional subject (Bigfoot) has been around longer than global warming so perhaps it will warrant better answers.

Answer 1

maybe you should find out how many people in China ,India ;Mexico nd Africa have died already related to global warming ,it was not fictional for them.

Answer 2

I imagine the main problem is quantfying the problem.  If we can't identify the amount of pollution, where it is, or it's composition, it will be virtually impossible to come up with a plan to mitigate it's effects.

Besides, don't you know that Sasquatch f***s is just like Leprechaun f***s which magically disappears 1 minute after entering the environment so we don't need to worry about it.