What are some of the funniest SMS you got this Ramadan?

Question

Could you please share them with us?

Answer 1

I got an arabic greeting from a friend in Egypt saying something like this:

" Happy festive season, and due to the current economical situation this greeting is valid for one from today including Ramadan, Eid Elfitr, Eid Elad'ha, New year, birthdays, marriages, divioces, new cars and loan settlements, bye"

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Answer 2

bemonasbet ramadan 7abeet akon awel wa7ed ye2olak en bakar esa3a 6:00 esanady

Answer 3

Idk ramadan just started today...  

Answer 4

يا كنافه قلبي و قطايف حبي و فانوس عيني و ياميش حياتي كل سنه و انت قمر الدين

Answer 5

قررت هيفاء وهبى عمل فوازير رمضان قبل الأفطار عملا بمبدأ "من أفطر صائما فله مثل أجره" .......ة

Answer 6

Its not really funny,but its cute of them,do send me this,and i thought i would share it here

"Sending a Golden box full of SALAAMS wrapped in silvery "AFFECTION" tied [WiZ](lolol) "DUAS" 2 keep you safe & happy! RAMADAN MUBARAK- "

and also i sent my cousin saying "RAMADAN KAREEM!!!!!!" And he replied back "RAMADAN MUBARAK!!!!!!!!!"

lol he made me feel that he was having like a contest with me i say ramadan kareem(shouting) and he says ramadan mubarak(shouting back) lololol.

Answer 7

Rabena ya7'dek wi ya7'od ahlek wi kol ely bet7ebehom wi ana m3ako lezeyaret el Naby.

Answer 8

غدا أول أيام رمضان المبارك

وقد تم تأكيد ذلك في الصعيد بعد أن شوهد الهلال

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