What are some of the funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen on a car ..."?

Question

I was waiting for a red light to change today and I happened to see two bumper stickers on the car in front of me :

The first said : Your child might be on the honor roll but my child is the one kicking his a**

The second said : If you don't believe in Abortions - DONT HAVE ONE ...

I just thought it was ironic LOL

Answer 1

On one side of the bumper  One nuclear bomb can spoil your day. On the other side   So can getting up in the morning

Answer 2

Grass, gas, or Asss, nobody rides for free.

Answer 3

"At least the war on the environment is going well"

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

Answer 4

I saw one several weeks ago that said "help me the aliens are trying to beam me up" and I used to have one on my old Honda that said "So many pedestrians, so little time".

Answer 5

Horn broke, watch for finger

Answer 6

I saw one the other day that said "God Save Me From Your Followers", which I found pretty funny.

Answer 7

His and Her car,Her car and His Payments

my favorite.!!!!

Answer 8

"If you can read this, I could slam on my brakes and sue you"

Answer 9

lol yesterday i saw a sign that says

"im voting for obama as president but im not sure if america is ready for a president with brains"

and another one said

"redneck plumber and proud of it!"

Answer 10

"Drive it Like You Stole It!"

Loved that one =)

Answer 11

i thought they were pretty funny

Answer 12

on ebaumsworld i saw a handicap tag it had the little guy in the wheel chair and it read:  TIMMAH