What are some of the funniest excuses to get out of a ticket?

Question

I'd like to hear from cops experience, but anyone will work. ;-)

Answer 1

True story...

Once I got pulled over for speeding (like 5-10miles over).  Anyways, when the cop asked me why I was in such a hurry I told him I was in a rush to get home bc I had to pee.  I swear even after I said it I was thinking "omg..what a dumb thing to say!" but then he just ran my license and registration and told me next time to use the restroom before I got on the road..haha he let me go! I really did have to go to the restroom though, that part I was telling the truth about.

Answer 2

I don't know how funny this is but whenever I get pulled over (2 many times) before they come up to my window I make myself cry then stop so when they are there my eyes are all puffy, when they start questioning me I start to sniffle a little, most of them are really sweet and will feel bad and just be like "oh just try to pay more attention next time", only once did I not get off but it was a female cop so maybe she knew what I was doing :P

Oh! And when I first started driving I only had my permit but when i got my permit they took my picture so I had what looked just like a regular drivers license, except it just says restriction B on it, I got pulled over once and I started sniffling when he came up and he goes "do you know you have a restriction on your drivers license" (duh) but I said "no?" so he showed me my license and where it said restriction B so I go "I dont know what that means" (I was real young young like 18 so it worked) so all he did was give me one of those yellow books that you study when you get your permit that tells you all the stuff on the test you have to take about restrictions and he goes "you might want to take a look at this" then lets me go LOL

Answer 3

Ok, so this is going to be really gross, but it happened. My friend got pulled over, and when the cop asked her why she was speeding, she told him she was wearing a tampon and was about to start leaking all over the place. The cop let her go. I'd never have the balls to lie to a cop like that, much less think of something like that to say in the first place.  

Answer 4

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

Answer 5

My wife got out of a ticket once by throwing up on the cop's shoes.  She was 4 months pregnant and suffering from morning sickness.