What are some of the funniest ways you have heard people call someone ugly?

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Examples

Ugly as a hound dog.

Face fo radio.

Butter Face

Answer 1

Hurtin Unit, Fell out of an ugly tree ans hit every branch on the way down, Fugly,  

Answer 2

i chick said to me your so ugly i would rather kiss a bulldogs butt then your face and i think she confused me more than offend me. P.S i'm not ugly she just didn't look in the mirror that morning