What are some of your favorite Golf diddys/sayings?

Question

I have a friend who after he hit's his drive and the ball is rolling in the fairway yells at it to "Run like a scallded dog!"

Then there are the standards like "Tee it high and let it fly" ..... "when it's breezy hit em easy" ...... "Chili dip", "Fried egg", "Hit it on the screws"..... what are some of your favorites?

Answer 1

Shots that are hit thin:  Wormburner, Squinnyraper

Shots that are hit fat:  Extra chunky

Hitting the driver in a risky situation:  "Let the big dog eat", or  just "let it eat!"

Hitting a shot where you know that you dont have enough club:

"Im gonna nuke a nine down there!"

And my all time favorite on a putt that lips out:  "You got the Monica!  All lip and no hole!"

Answer 2

The F bomb when I hit a bad shot

Answer 3

Winner winner chicken dinner,

When you hit a shot pure, you "nutted it"

When you accidently take it off the cart path, you are getting some "cart path love"

Answer 4

On putts I leave short: "HIT IT, ALICE!!!"  Or I'll hear the question "Does your husband play?"

When I hit a low shot that barely gets off the ground, if it gets off the ground at all: "There's a worm-burner!"

After I top the ball: "Basically, your problem is you're standing too close to the ball after you hit it!"

When my father's drive was the shortest in our foursome he said "Well, I guess I'm sucking hind t*t."

Answer 5

Arkansas snake f*cker for the low flying ones

Answer 6

"Let's Tap the Pill"

"Run like a striped cheetah"

"Snafu" (snap hook)

"pured it" (good shot)

Answer 7

When someone hits a putt well past the hole we say he had a case of DSB.  They always ask what is DSB?  Answer:  Deadly Sperm Buildup - caused it to go off in your hands.

Answer 8

1) never up never in    2) That dog will hunt  3) It never rains on the golf course, sometimes the dew gets heavy. 4) Trees are 90% air 5) FORE!!!!!!

Answer 9

1. 50 foot putt made for par= blue collar par

2. high 50yard driver(getting under it) elephants ***, high and stinky,

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