What are some of your favourite quotes?

Question

Personally, I like:

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Answer 1

Forrest Gump: That's all I have to say about that.

Forrest Gump: I got shot in the buttocks.

Miley Cyrus: Sweet Niblets!

Elvis Presley: Copying is the best form of flattery.

Billy Ray Cyrus: You can give the man all the milk he wants, but he'll never have enough to wash down his cookies.

Tyra Banks: Get rid of the hooker nails ladies!

Camille: This is the walk that will make me famous.

Ebony: This is not a sorority! It is a model competition.

Answer 2

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind.

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow.

Years teach us more than books.

Answer 3

this is one i made myself. "i'm not random, i just like to keep the conversation going"

Answer 4

This a part of my favorite quotes on love from a poem.

I love you for who you truly are

For nothing less, For only more

Love, a ocean of true emotions

Joined together from its shores.

I love you every step of the way

For who you have made me today

The love I feel, within my heart

No words cannot express to say.

Answer 5

Here is my favourite.  It brings peace to my soul.

Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,

and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender,

be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly;

and listen to others,

even to the dull and the ignorant;

they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons;

they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,

you may become vain or bitter,

for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;

it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,

for the world is full of trickery.

But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;

many persons strive for high ideals,

and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.

Neither be cynical about love,

for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,

it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,

gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.

But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,

be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe

no less than the trees and the stars;

you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you,

no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,

whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations,

in the noisy confusion of life,

keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,

it is still a beautiful world.

Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann, 1921

Answer 6

i like stick tht in your juice box and suck it :P

i also like this dioloughe frm breaking dawn:

Quil: i dont see girls anymore, you know? i dont see their faces.

Jacob: put tht with the makeup and tiara, and claire might have a different kind of competion to deal with.

Quil:*kissy face* you busy this friday, jake?

Answer 7

Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just and that His justice cannot sleep forever.  (Thomas Jefferson)

Answer 8

I like

she who laughs last didnt get it

and

"Frankly my dear I dont give a d**n"

Answer 9

when i was in school..the day to pass up homework..

me : i dunno the answer..can i juz follow urs..??

my fren : i follow the follower...hehe..

Answer 10

“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.” - Anatole France

“If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.” - John Quincy Adams

“Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.” - William Arthur Ward

“If you only do what you know you can do- you never do very much.” - Tom Krause

Answer 11

" religion is the opiate of the masses " - Karl Marx

Answer 12

curiosity killed the cat

and

ther is more than one way to skin a cat

I do love cats though