What are some of your funny fast food stories & experiences?

Question

I'm in for a good laugh =p

Answer 1

well i worked fast food many years ago and there are a lot of funny stories from that perspective. I was a cashier and was told by a customer that I looked like Tom Hanks, that was over 10yrs ago i thought that was kind of funny and a lill demoralizing

Answer 2

falling of those high chair things. my poor bottom. everyone just lauphed and stared. and it happend to someone else at another table 5mins later. food fell alover them. :S

Answer 3

Someone told me that they went to McDonalds at about 10:30 at night, and then found bus loads of priests coming in to eat there.

Answer 4

I was at a Mcdonalds drive-through and the ladie asked "For here or to go?"

Answer 5

How's this for funny,

After a night of drinking and partying, a group of us decide to head to McDonald's. Well, I'm driving and asked the girl over the speaker for a burger and fries while talking with a speech impediment. I sounded like a Dee DE Dee. the gang started asking for pizza in a zip lock bag, fries with marinara sauce and other twisted c**p. My husband asked for tootsie rolls, all of us acting like total Dee DE Dee's. My girlfriend up front with me was trying to blend in with the seat. Saying she doesn't know us. ( Why was she in the f**king car then?)

The manager came to the window to see if he was hearing things. We kept it up till we left.

The poor girl at the window didn't know what the heck was going on, but she tried like h**l to keep from laughing at us. I even thought I saw a mooner in the back.

You had to be there!

Answer 6

being stoned out of my mind and driving through the fast food place a friend worked at (boss wasn't on) demanding free food. and getting it! a HUGE bag of french fries, TONS..thrown right in the bag. a whole bag of french fries!

Answer 7

I was at the Burger King for about 30 min trying to get the guy at the counter to get my order right.  He just could not work the register.  the manager came out and tried to get it  but just could not work the register.

This woman  behind me yell outs, "What's the matter you all hiring the Handicapped?"  Only to quickly discover: yep they did.  This whole crew was a bunch of handicapped kids on a training exercise.  The woman was so rude about it one of the "mentally challenged" kids started to cry along with several others.  One of the kids thought it was me yelling and I kept trying to expain it wasn't.

I felt so bad that I just asked them for what ever they had and left.  

OK then a few days latter at a KFC...only to discover the same bunch of kids. It just seemed so funny at the time...I guess ya had to be there

Answer 8

every time my dad goes to the drive thru he ALWAYS tells them it's to go. my husband likes to mess with people and order a spaghetti basket from McDonalds. he never gets one though. :-)

Answer 9

Fast food huh. OKAY!

I was sitting in this shotgun dive of a diner in St. Louis in 1957. It was called the Deluxe Cafe. It was located on Sarah Street between Laclede and West Pine Blvd.

I had just sat down at the counter next to a tall gal (what we would call a cougar in todays lingo) and ordered a cheese burger. The watress took down the order and hollored to the cook in the rear "ONE CHEESE HOLD THE TATERS".

I made eye contact with the cougar and then turned to see the fry cook in the back reach into the cooler and pull out a small ball of ground beef. he then proceeded to place the ball of meat under his right arm pit and pressed his elbow down hard to compress the meat into a patty whereupon he then flipped it onto the grill.

I tuned to the cougar and said in amazement, "did YOU see that"?

Awww! That's nuttin' she responded. You ought to see him when he makes doughnuts.