What are some old jokes like "why did the chicken cross the road"?

Question

what are some old jokes like "why did the chicken cross the road"?

Answer 1

why did the girl throw butter out the window?

to see a butterfly

Answer 2

why did the chicken cross the playground?   to get to the other slide!

Answer 3

Why did the Turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing...It just waved!

Answer 4

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road......

He didnt have the guts to do it!

Knock Knock

-whos there

Banana

-Banana who?

Knock Knock

-whos there

Banana

-Banana who?

Knock Knock

-whos there

Banana

-Banana who?

Knock Knock

-whos there

Orange

-Orange who

Orange u glad I didnt say banana

Answer 5

why did the boy throw the clock out the window? to see time fly!

what came first the chicken or the egg?

what goes up but never comes down? your age

Answer 6

how do you make a klenex dance??

you put a little boogie in it