What are some poems that sound like the next word is going to curse but then they arent?

Question

What are some poems that sound like the next word is going to curse but then they arent?

Answer 1

Miss suzy had a tug boat,

the tug boat had a bell

Miss suzy went to heaven,

the tug boat went to...

h**l-o operator

please get me number nine

and if you disconnect me

ill chop of your...

behind the frigerator

layed a peice of glass

miss suzy sat upon it

and broke her little

as-k me no more questions

tell me no more lies

the boy are in the bathroom

zipping up their....

flys are in the meadow

the bees are in the park

miss suzy and her boyfriend

are kissing in the

d-a-r-k

d-a-r-k

dark dark DARK!

is like a movie

a movie's like a show

a show is like a video

and that is all i know

i know i know my pa

i know i know my ma

i know i know my sister with the fory acre bra

my mom gave me a penny

my dad gave me a dime

my sister gave me a boyfriend

that looked like frankestein

i kicked him to alaska

i kicked him to france

i kicked to hawaii where he learned to hula dance!!!

I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WHERE TALKING ABOUT!!! XD

its the ryhme to a hand game i used to play when i was little

theres more version with different endings but i don't have time to write them all ^.^

Answer 2

I've heard this one from several sources, so maybe it is nothing new to you, but.....

Two Irishmen, two irishmen were sitting in a ditch; one called the other a dirty son of a...

Peter Murphy had dog, and a fine dog was he; he gave it to his girlfriend to keep her company.

She taught it, she taught it, she taught it how to jump; it jumped right up her petticoat, and bit in the...

countryboy from Ireland was sitting on a rock; along came a spider and bit on the...

cocktail gingerale 25 cents a glass; if you don't like my story shove it up your...

ask me no questions; I'll tell you no lies. If you ever get hit by a bucket of ****, remember to close your eyes.

Answer 3

um tryin to think