What are some "Here is one girl who would rather..." quotes?

Question

Like the Wild Horsefeather quotes. My friends and I are trying to come up with new ones for t-shirts!

Answer 1

“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.” - Mae West

“Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.” - Maya Angelou

“Go girl, seek happy nights to happy days.” - William Shakespeare

“Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses” - Dorothy Parker

Answer 2

..."Dance Around In Her Underwear than Hang With You!"

..."...Um Where Was I?"

..."Get All Her Hair Cut Off, Than Be With You!"

Thats all I got...=[