What are some quotes i could use about being small

Question

Im a small boy i guess, and people always say smart remarks about it and it bothers me. But what bothers me the most is my g/f said she jokes around with me alot and can't take me serious because i am small. i hate the fact im small but idk. any help guys?

Answer 1

"I'm not small, I'm fun sized." Just let them interpret it however they want.

Answer 2

If you are looking for big, I recommend a cloud or a balloon.

Answer 3

They don't make diamonds as big as bricks.

Answer 4

Dynamite comes in small packages.

That one is old school though, not sure if you could pull it off these days. Worth a try though.......

It sounds like you need a new girlfriend, people who care about you shouldn't treat you that way.

Napoleon bonaparte, not the movie napoleon : ) was a very powerful man and became emporer of France briefly. Look him up. he was also small in stature.