What are some really good come backs???10pts BA?

Question

What are some really good come backs???10pts BA?

Answer 1

this is REALLY dirty so if you don't like it dirty, please dont read it.

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... Yeah well your mum paid me $50 an hour to s**+ t in her mouth

Answer 2

~if you could trace back your ancestors to royalty, it would be the animal kingdom

~yo mamma so fat she went to Mcdonalds and tripped over wendys

~EWWWWW take off your mask its not hallween and ur not not going to scare anyone oh wait thats ur face

~yo mamma so ugly that she went to a ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals"

~just take a look at ur face oh wait u cant go that far up ur butt

~why dont you just take a seat but be careful u might squish ur brain

~just try to think but dont hurt urself

Answer 3

well, i find that 'your mom' and 'that's what she said' are classic yet very effective comebacks in any situation.

Answer 4

i know im fat but your ulgy my fat can go away but your ulgyness wont lol  

Answer 5

i'm rubber you glue, whatever you say sticks to you!!!  

Answer 6

WELL IF SOME12 SAYS YOUVE GOT BOOBES SAY"OH IS THAT WHAT THEY WERE, I THOUGHT I WAS GROWING ANTELARS

ANOTHER IS

"SHOW US YA ****!"

"SHOW US YA BRAIN"

Answer 7

FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU!!!

FOOL ME TWICE SHAME ON ME!!!!

Answer 8

so is your face, thats not what your mom said, thats what she said, ur fat, i had s*x with your mom, good one jackhole, your gene pool is shallow at both ends.  

Answer 9

"Men like you aren't relationships..your exercise"

Answer 10

how do u get the wrinkles outa ur b day suit???

shutup f*g

want my fist in ur face?

eww wats that disgusting thing on ur neck OH nvm its ur head

Answer 11

YOUR MOM.

that's a freakin' classic.

never fails.

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Answer 12

comebacks to what?... well my friend was talking to his siter in his car recently and he said that cats love him... my other friend said yeah they like u cuz ur a p***y