What are some ridiculously funny things you can do to conserve enrgy?

Question

What are some ridiculously funny things you can do to conserve enrgy?

Answer 1

:O I saw on T.V today, this woman/man that makes necklaces and keyrings and stuff from sheep poo! Now THAT is recycling! And in my local hairdressers, there is a woman that takes in her OWN rain water that she has collected, for her hair to be washed in!

Answer 2

1 hook up you garden hose to your neighbour turn the main water supply off to your house and turn on the tap from the neighbours house and open your tap use your neighbours water by conserving your own

2 do the same thing only with a long extension cord and take your neighbours power

3 sleep with your neighbours wife to keep warm

4 syphon gas from your neighbours car to get better fuel economy for your own car

5 unscrew neighbours outside CFL bulbs and replace your old incandescent bulbs

Answer 3

I used to take a dump in a compost pile and mix it with lots of organic goods with lots o'carbon.(I didn't use this on food)  Also don't shower everyday or even every other day.  I wash my clothes about 1-2 times a month.  I don't know if it gets kinda gross to other people but I certainly don't notice it.  I would also start planting a garden because one of the biggest energy wasters is the energy to get food to your house.  Especially organic food that always seems to be grown in Cali while I live in Ohio.

But if your just consensus of your energy usage you will probably feel bad and quit doing it so often.

Answer 4

I have never done any of these things before but I think I should to save some money....

1) Save your shower/bath water to flush the toilet.

2) try to use more natural light(sun) to brighten your rooms

2)get heavy ,thick curtains/drapes to block out heat so your house stays cooler....some people put foil paper on their windows

3)invest in good wall and ceiling insulation....that should keep your house warm in the winter and cool in the summer without having to use your a/c so much

4)when you vacation or leave your house for days, turn off the breakers accept the kitchen breakers for your fridge

5)only wash/dry full loads at a time

6)line dry as much clothes as you can(the dryer is an energy hog)

7) connect an energy windmill to your house and never pay for electricity ever again! just kidding.....but it would be cool if we could!

Answer 5

use candles

Answer 6

when someone is taking toooooooo long in the shower

turn the water off from the outside

Answer 7

i probable look pretty funny from behind when i am cycling...

Answer 8

Have an old stile outhouse instead of a indoor toilet...jajajjajaj

Answer 9

Dont flush when you pee. Especially if you live alone or have your own bathroom.

Answer 10

walk around with the lights off when u go 4 a midnight snack.

Answer 11

put a bottle of water in the back of the toilet, that way whenever you flush you save a bottle of water

Answer 12

1) Pee on the shower.

2) Shower in the rain.

3) Somehow force the rain to center on you're neighbor's dog. (waste less water)

Answer 13

Don't:

Breathe,

f**t,

or Bathe.

Turn the Water off when someone has the shower on for a wayy long time.  Turn off the lights when someone has them on during the day time.

For both of those last ones use the main power/water switches usually located in the basement or a closet.

Answer 14

Stop farting.