What are some smart phrases or cliche to counter when I am described as incongruity personified. ?

Question

Some once said " Im starting to see some contradiction's in posts and the overall theme of your image and name lend one to think you're an incongruity personified. "

It is irrelevant to know the whole story but lets just brain storm for any phrases or cliche to counter this accusation.

And smart suggestions. Anything helps!

Answer 1

Being incongruous is human. Don't get into a tiff over it, but if you feel you have to defend yourself, I might point out that pluralism (the philosophy that many contrary ideas make 'truth' since a doctrine form of truth doesn't really exist) is en vogue right now.

Incongruity is the new pink, like seriously.

Answer 2

I wouldn't bother, personally!