What are some solutions to this obsession?

Question

Yes I need to know what are some solutions to my obsession.You see I can't help but want to doodoo in that doorknob every time I see it.I also feel that way about the side of that door.I just come to find it standing there....just looking at me like it wants to tempt me.Please help!What are some solutions if any?

Although not as harmful I also sometimes feel as though I want to slide across that sidewalk,doodoo on the wall,and h**l myself!Again these are minor.

Answer 1

No way, this is Tom Green's mini-me isn't it???

Answer 2

Get a life, and quit showing off for your 13 year old buddies.

Answer 3

Go do that Voo Doo, that you do, so well.

Answer 4

EWWWWWWWWWW

I thought I had heard it all...this is just plain sick!

Answer 5

Do this as often as obsessed:

Take a laxative, go to bed, tie yourself up so you can't get up and I believe you'll be on the road to recovery.

Answer 6

what the heck??

Answer 7

not funny at all.

Answer 8

Disgusting and very bad trolling.