What are some stupid/funny thing you have done in wal-mart?

Question

Ok heres mine.....

Me and my BGF were at wal mart together [both 15] and so He went into the girls section and decked himself out in hannah motana clothes then put on the hannah montana wig and was running around wal mart. Then we went to the card section, piced one out and he went up to one of the employees and said "Do you think my boyfriend will like this one?" It was so funny....Then another time me and another friend were there and I was pushing her in a cart while she was in it holding a plate like a steering wheel practically yellin "VROOOOMMM" for like a half an hour and I was running while I was pushing her too so it was pretty funny...Turns out some kids from school were there lol....

What have you done at wal mart lol???Or any stupid thing at any other grocery store???

Answer 1

My husband is somewhat lactose intolerant.

We had eaten an ice cream and gone grocery shopping.

He had a sudden urge to let a rather large f**t and we were alone in the aisle as he very quietly let it ease out.

We walked about 10' away from the HORRIBLE odor and later, a woman walked down the aisle and stopped to look at some cookware in the same spot where my hubby had cut the cheese (probably a full 20 seconds later).

She picked up a pot, got a funny look on her face, looked at my husband and myself, put the pot down, covered her nose and made a hasty retreat!

Answer 2

me and my friends acted like we worked ther and when soemone would ask us where something is we would point them in all types of diffrent directions also it was pretty funny seing a bunch of teen boys go to the girls clothing section looking for video games