What are some stupid sayings people use?

Question

Like.. you don't know your *** from your elbow.. or its raining cats and dogs or stop pulling my leg

they don't make sense.. and i like to analyze them :D

Answer 1

You don't know sh it from Shinola.

Answer 2

"he just fell off the turnip truck"

"Swing a dead cat"

"right as rain"

"off the chain"

"by the skin of yout teeth"

"bees knees"

"beat around the bush"

"pull the wool over my eyes"

"excuse my French"

"fit to be tied"

"paint the town red"

"off/on the wagon"

"keep your nose to the grindstone"

"no dice"

"on the ball"

"run of the mill"

"take a rain check"

"as good as dammit"

"SOL"

"up a creek without a paddle"

Answer 3

Don't give me sh*t and call it ice cream.

Answer 4

My dad used to say, "Stop pulling my eyebrows, by golly!"

I hate it when people say, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." Heck, that lady has been so busy eating, she hasn't stood up from the table to sing.

Answer 5

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining." ( Judge Judy from the TV)

Answer 6

It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast.

Answer 7

your mom