What are some things I can do to increase my carbon footprint?

Question

I'm freezing my *** off here and I'm sick and tired of shoveling snow all time!!!

Answer 1

Keep breathing out hot air.

Answer 2

Two words - Forest Fire

Answer 3

Burn down ur house after u've burned the whole forest, try to get some forests cleaned up so that u get more wood, then burn off ur vehicle damnnnnnn ur gonna have a good impact with all thsi done....Ummmm u can start burning the cigarette industries just steal some each day and burn them :-P not smoke them.

Seriously why don't u use a heater. Or else get a laser beam and burn the ice, if not atleast it'll help u barbecue some meat :-P

Answer 4

Live the life of AL Gore. That guy burns more CO2 in a day than a field full of gaseous cows in  a year.

Answer 5

SUV ownership should help.

Smoke a lot.

Eat lots of beef/lamb.

Answer 6

burn money