What are some things that women can do that men cant? What are some things that men can do but women cant?

Question

heheheh troll. I was thinking along the same lines...men could make smiley faces in the snow. i know I could never do that..no matter how hard i might try

Answer 1

women can:

cry their way out of parking tickets

successfully blame unkind and often illegal acts on their hormones

successfully pass the yoke of responsibility to a man for something she did.

garner sympathy of every onlooker in an argument with a man.

use their children as pawns to manipulate the legal system

men can:

write their name in the snow with their pee.

Answer 2

Both use their brains -

Women think

Men write their name in the snow

Answer 3

women are best at whining.

men can rule women, but not vice versa.  

Answer 4

Men can have a TV remote surgically installed on their laps.

Men whine way more than women do.

Men think they can control women.

Women can have babies ( they don't need a man anymore, just a sperm )



Women can actually let go of the TV remote.

Women think before they talk.

Sorry guys, it  doesn't mean I don't like you any less.

Answer 5

Girls are so lucky! They get to have this thing called a period! They get to wear bras, I think they look so cool, I wish I could wear them but my friends made fun of me... and mommy had this thing called a menopause, I think it's cool but she's really moody these days...

Answer 6

I can wear bunny or cat ears and no one will judge me for that. At least I think they won't.

Women are more flexible then men and men are physically stronger.

Ah.. I'll get back to you if I come up with more.  

Answer 7

Women can have babies but men can't.  Men can produe testoserome but women can't.

Answer 8

Men can ejaculate (in the strict sense of the term, i.e. where s***n is released).  Women have the biologic capacity for the conceptus to implant into the endometrium (ideally as opposed to an ectopic site, fallopian tube, ovary or rarely within the peritoneal cavity ouside the reproductive organs).