What are some things you can say in class that are hilarious and random?

Question

something that is just soo funny

Answer 1

My nards are itching. May I please be excused!

Answer 2

Get a fortune cookie fortune, and when the teacher or professor asks you a question, just say the fortune. it's hilarious

Answer 3

*Whispers loudly for class to hear* EWW!!! Did that guy just PICK his NOSE?! Ohmygod, ohmygod, eww!!!!

Answer 4

you can pretend to be on the wrong page so when the teacher calls on you to read, read from the beginning

One time i borrowed my friends guitar and sat on the floor and I sang I Bought the  Wrong  bananas i thought i bought the wrong bananas

i'm always laughing in class because the boys say stupid stuff but to be funny in class you just have be funny and when something is funny make fun of it and make sure people laugh with you or it won't be funny  

Answer 5

I think I've soiled myself" always gets a laugh.

Answer 6

Elephant juice. It means I love you if said correctly. xD  

Answer 7

You know that bee wants in, but once he gets in, hes gonna want out?

Answer 8

hows your mom,we went out. it works for guys but it would be funny as H***

Answer 9

Ask the teacher if she/he got botox. I don't know. Why are you even asking this question?

Answer 10

When the teacher calls on you for an answer, look at her sadly and shaking your head say, "I don't know (dramatic pause and deep sigh). I guess I'm just an idiot". Then look down. Deliver that one slowly for dramatic affect.

Answer 11

Talk like some weird tv character.  

Answer 12

It's not really random if you're asking people what to say, is it?  Which,is the perfect reason for you to pay attention in class and not entertain.

Answer 13

like it wasnt me but my BEST GUYFRIEND and likemy tacher was like shall i compare the to a summers day and then she asked the class what it meant and my guyfriend was like i think hes like trying to say hes hittin on a HOT chick and then he winked at me and iwe all started laughing even my tacher

Answer 14

I'm so bored I think I just passed out for a second...

Answer 15

wtf kid, are you at school to learn comedy or what? do your work and get and education smartass  

Answer 16

he!he!he!he!he!he!he!he!he!he!he!

h e f u n n y?

Answer 17

you talk more than Micheal Jackson at DisneyLaand

Answer 18

if you ar an american, you could shout 'get down ive got a gun', hilarious reaction every time !!

Answer 19

call some guy an idiot and then slap him.

Answer 20

"Never fear, Batmans here"

"lets go drink viniger"

"Bunny loving, happens so fast"

" Mops are a good source of Iron!"

" You know what tastes good? Glass!"

Hope these help!