What are some ways to annoy people on the airplane?

Question

i want to innoy people on the airplane

just to have a good timee

anny tips??

or experience?

Answer 1

turn your music up loud and laugh so hard, talk loudly, keep reclining your seat...if your in a window seat, get out and get in your seat so the person beside you will gewt annoyed.. lol...walk arround the cabin especially if its a night fligh :P....

Answer 2

Well, go for it.

The the flight attendant will tell you to stop doing whatever you're doing.

You'll continue, because you want to be annoying.

Then the cops will meet you at the gate for failing to following the instructions of the flight crew.

Have fun!

Answer 3

Play gangster rap music loud..  

Answer 4

Kick the seat in front of you, or keep reclining your chair over and over again. Recline your chair especially when the person behind you has food. Then their tray moves back and forth! Or, if you are in the inside keep getting up to go to the bathroom, so they will have to stop whatever they are doing to let you through.

Answer 5

Play with your IPod.

Flight attendants are touchy, if people complain and you act up again, you have an excellent chance of getting arrested. Don't do it if you don't want to be embarrassed.

Answer 6

I always do this. You tell the person in  a high-pitched voice- Hi! Whats your name?!" (Person replies or ignores you) Then you say- You wanna be my friend?! (Person replies or ignores) No matter what the answer say- This is great we were talking (or say ignoring me or whatever he does) and now we're friends!!!!! DO you think we'll be friends forever? (say the following really fast and repeat it about ten times) and ever ? No matter what he says say Thats great! And then the rest of the flight if you have a question or say excuse me or anything like that, always end it with BEST FRIEND! If he says something, always be sure that you say something back with the word BEST FRIEND in it. And for fun, constantly say that during the flight! My friends and I make up weird songs, and we sing it to random people. Maybe you can do that. I am a professional, this WILL work.

Answer 7

lol. Thats so nice of you :P

There are many many things which you can do.

1. Snore loudly

2. Yawn loudly

3. Stand in the aisle and stare at passengers

4. Plug in your earphones and sing loudly.

5. Dont forget to dance with your earphones.

6. f**t as loud as possible. Chances of a bomb scare. lol

7. Lean on the guy next to you as though you are in sleep.

8. Roll the windows up and down every 2 minutes

9. Stretch out your legs to the passenger in front seat

10. Every 5 mins, just talk something to the guy next and end it with " I dont talk a lot"

11. Scratch your arms, legs and head often

12. Have a ridiculous smiling face

13. If you happened to see someone waiting when you are exiting the restroom, just whisper "What a stinking restroom?".

14. Clap when the flight takes off

15. Read the book upside down and make sure the guy next to you notices it

16. Pretend to do aerobic exercises in the seat

17. If someone spills his drink, tell "Haha. thats funny!"

18. Just before the take off, tell the guy next to you that you read a news article which said that there has been an increase of air accidents by 20% in the last 2 years

19. Few seconds later, ask him "Did you hear it?". He will say "What?". Reply with "Never mind, Its gone now". Repeat it 10 times and within 5 minutes

20. Tell him that you are hearing a rumbling sound in the flight. "Must be the engines". LOL

And, by the way, Iam also gonna be on a long international flight this weekend. Will try some of them. LOL.

Happy Journey! Have a safe one!

Answer 8

All good suggestions.  They will work really well, until someone decides to annoy you, with extreme prejudice.  Remember.  On an airplane there is nowhere to hide.

Answer 9

look into you carry on and say, "got enough air in there?"

meow occasionaly

turn  to the person next to u and say "ive got new socks on!"

sugjest that u join in a sing along

put your seat all the way back and ocasionally go all the way up then back again

when the fatsen seatbelt light goes on, sing buckle up for saftey buckle up!

hope i helped!

Answer 10

LOLOLOLOL....

If you have a laptop w/ music on it then turn it up really loud & start singing along with it. XD

And there was this one time when I was on a plane, and a woman was trying to comfort her baby, so she started making bird noises? D:< It was like freaking 5:00am in the morning.... I was pissed.

Answer 11

Hahah bird noises?

^^^

Well, you could try shouting bird calls

You could also...

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Start each meal by conspicuously l*****g all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". (tell the people next to you LOL)

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Set alarms for random times.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Never break eye contact.

Speak in Spelling Bee-eese: "Hello. H-e-l-l-o. Hello. Nice weather we're having isn't it? Weather. W-e-a-t-h-e-r. Weather."

Call the stewardess "nurse".

Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar

Scream and dive under your seat for no apparent reason.

Snap Polaroids of the person sat next to you. Pull out an empty photo album and arrange the pictures inside it. Tuck the album under your jacket and say, "You know, in some cultures they believe that when you take a person's photograph...you own their soul...," while smiling maniacally.

LOL I would be cautious of doing the last few.

Answer 12

snore, f**t, play loud music, burp, talk a lot , alot of other things too.

Answer 13

you could sing, talk really loud, kick the chair in front of you, snore, run up and down aisles.

the possibilities are endless.