What are some ways to maintain a healthy sense of rumour?

Question

What are some ways to maintain a healthy sense of rumour?

Answer 1

talk sh*t about everybody you know

Answer 2

humour: Slip s slice of bologna in each shoe so this way you feel funny

rumour: Just sip coffee while chatting over the fence with your nosy neighbor

Answer 3

Always give them a variety of subjects to choose from, preferably your own.

Answer 4

Rumors are mean, but I think you meant to say humor. Right?

Easy. Just laugh at yourself when you mess up.

That keeps your heart light and drives away worry.

Also, making jokes out of normal life situations, will keep things light in the work place. It's always a good good skill, to be able to laugh

and be happy. Your friends and co-workers will appreciate you for it.

Unless you decide to joke all day and become a slacker. Now that's

another story :)

Answer 5

Believe anything your albatross tells you.

Cheers

Answer 6

Dont take life too seriously and always find something humorous about everything.  

Answer 7

I think to maintain a healthy rumour, one should take a part of the truth, elaborate with their own concept of the truth and tell it to as many people possibe.

Answer 8

wtf is a healthy sense of rumour

Answer 9

do you mean humor ?

Answer 10

by switching "r" for "h"

Answer 11

Make up stories about the new family that just moved into the neighborhood.

Tell the new office staff member about the religious experiences the boss and his private secretary have many times if they should happen to hear someone screaming 'oh god'! in the boss' office.  You might also mention that Thursdays are 'clothing optional'.