What are some ways to say " I farted."?

Question

I let wind go,

Passed some gas

etc

Answer 1

I ripped one out.

There it goes. (they'll say what? but will say after, OH!)

Excuse me.

There goes the firecrackers.

Answer 2

We say "bust a fluffy"

Answer 3

1. I fluffy duffed

2. I stepped on my lunch box

Answer 4

doorknob

safety

Answer 5

A little flatulence.

Tooted.

Putt-putting.

Fluffed.

Broke wind.

Tummy bubbles.

Answer 6

my gf uses the term "fluff" very ladylike

Answer 7

saftey

Answer 8

"Excuse me, I fluffed" or "Excuse me, I tooted"

Answer 9

i popped, i exploded

Answer 10

Your in the store mind I say/ The crowd is irritating you have too past gas.Check this out want to have fun/ Honey did you just lay the Bomb every looks around sniffs you laugh so hard you keep farting.Every body moving out of the way so you can get through.

Answer 11

its about to smell,

umm excuse me..

wow, that was gross, sorry.

well, better out the basement then out the attic...lol

i just cut the cheese..haha.

i just farted..

Answer 12

I tooted! and I cut the cheese!

Answer 13

I stepped on a frog.

Answer 14

pootered

Answer 15

i just pass wind i passed gas i cut the cheese lol

Answer 16

just blame the nearest animal....like d**n DUCK! STUPID SQUIRREL! or I stepped on a frog

Answer 17

i charted

i cut the chesse

Answer 18

Don't breathe.

Answer 19

i pooted

i cut the cheese

yep that was ME

hehehe *scoots away*

you know im just gonna admit it i farted

Answer 20

i stepped on something.

more of an excuse, but hahaha.

Answer 21

My body says yum,

i opened the window

whoops cover them noses

Answer 22

i let one rip

Answer 23

u ppl stink  

Answer 24

DUCK AND COVER !

Answer 25

Silent but Deadly haha! I pooted! Cut the cheese passed gas passed wind!

IDK!!

Mine?

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Answer 26

I POOTED!!