What are some ways you can consume pills?

Question

I went to the doctor's the other day and I got these GINORMOUS pills from him! They're about the width of the bottom of my thumb (where it connects to your hand)!! They were the only form of the medicine that I needed so I couldn't say no. I need some more creative ways to swallow them because I'm afraid I will choke:

I tried cutting them into little pieces but I'm afraid that some of the powder that escapes has important stuff that I'm missing.

I tried eating the little pieces but some were bigger than others, and when I concentrated on how big they were I couldn't swallow them.

I tried putting them in my mouth with my chewed-up food before I swallowed it but they would just sit there because the food was softer and I would get a horrid taste in my mouth (eww)!

Please answer because I need to take them again tonight!!!

Answer 1

he he...I dunno about shoving horse pills up you butt lol :)

I would just take a deep breath, and swallow the pills with something thick, like milk, might make the pills go down easier, and not seem so big.

Answer 2

Believe it or not, you can insert some medications anally and they will work like you took them by mouth....just a thought.

Answer 3

try breaking them in halves or quarters and quickly gulp it down with very    tasty juice. it has to be tasty and VERY tasty and QUICK because then you will get the horrible taste