What are some witty things that Bill Gates has said?

Question

Why do people say he's witty if he hasn't said anything witty?

Answer 1

why do you want to know

Answer 2

Here's a few:

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."

" If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000mpg."

" Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana."

Answer 3

WISE THOUGHTS AND WITTY REMARKS

"640 K ought to be enough for anybody."

Bill Gates, 1981

Answer 4

aight these r from bill himself

At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I'm afraid that's not quite right.

If I'd had some set idea of a finish line, don't you think I would have crossed it years ago?

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.”

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.”

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning

People everywhere love Windows

Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It’s a good thing we have museums to document that

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.