What are sum good yo mama jokes?

Question

im so bored. lol

Answer 1

yo mama so hairy she needs a weedwacker to cut her nose hairs!!

Answer 2

Yo mama is so dumb she stared at a carton of orange juice for 6 hours because it said CONCENTRATE.. =D there's always more.. but I just don't know em all

Answer 3

Yo Mama so ugly they call her Autumn...when she walk by the leaves fall off they trees!

Yo Mama so fat they weigh her on the Richter Scale.

Answer 4

Yo mama is so dumb,she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mama is so fat when she and your dad finish having s*x,HE rolls over to smoke a cigarette ,and SHE rolls over to smoke a HAM!

Answer 5

(say it in asian voice) YO MAMA SO FAT DAT WEN SHE JUMP FO JOY...SHE GUT STUCK!

Answer 6

yo mama is so fat wen she went to school she sat beside everybody

Answer 7

Yo mamma caught you asking this question.

I pity you!

Answer 8

Yo mama so dumb on her job application, they ask for the s*x and she wrote sometime on the weekend.  

Answer 9

Yo mama so dumb, she wrote "OK" on her job app where it said DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE.