What are ten weird ideas to use a discarded hockey stick

Question

needed for homework thxs : )

Answer 1

you could kill vampires with it.. vampires who don't care for hockey that is... hmm what else?  .. picture frame.. umm... you can use it to hold scarecrows up with.. scarecrows that like hockey that is....

Answer 2

A stick ball bat

pool skimmer

a fetch stick for my dogs.

With enough of them a fence.

an orr

10,000 tooth picks

horse crop

fishing pole

a harpoon

abong

Answer 3

i went to a restaurant in canada while on vacation and they made a bench out of old hockey sticks it was really cool

they just the think piece of the goalie sticks for the arms

and long pieces for where you sit

and short but sturdy pieces for the legs

it was really cool

Answer 4

A weapon.

Tomato stake.

Clean out the gutter.

Play hockey.

Air Guitar

Answer 5

Spank the naughty ones. lol....

Answer 6

You could tie a cloth bag to it and run away from home, like we did in the old days.

Cut it in half, then connect them together with a string to make nunchuks.

Shave one end into a point and go spear fishing (or poke your friends in the butt with it)

Pretend it's a rifle.... Bang, Bang, Bang

Answer 7

1) Grapevine stake/span.

2) Canoe paddle/rudder

3) Flag pole

4) Hiking stick, or cane

5) Tent pole/stake

6) Cauldron stirrer

7) Chin-up bar

8) Skate/equipment hanger

9) Golf club

10) Cellphone antenna extender

Isn't it ironic how a hockey stick can be used in non-violent ways? It's funny how hockey's detractors never seem to bring that up.....

Answer 8

fix it and play hockey again

Answer 9

julians rear spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm45Mr6vG...

Answer 10

as a fork for checking whatever you have cooking on the barbeque

Answer 11

.  Get things off high shelf.

. Clearing out the rain gutters.

Answer 12

You could take it and beat the people at Y/A for allowing all the stupid questions into the hockey section

Answer 13

When I was a kid, former Sabre Danny Gare was on my brother's paper route, and he had a rocking chair (?!?) made out of old sticks.  It was probably made of at least 20 of them, Northlands, if I remember correctly.

I was too awestruck by looking into an actual hockey player's house to actually notice how they made the curved rocking part.  Plus, as 10 year old, I didn't really care about how it worked, I just thought it was f-ing cool!