What are the 3 thing you should never say to the IRS if you are trying to avoid large fines?

Question

What are the 3 thing you should never say to the IRS if you are trying to avoid large fines?

Answer 1

1-I believe income taxes are unconstitutional

2-I don;t recognize your authority to tax or fine me

3-Go ahead, make my day

Answer 2

1. How come you guys didn't come after me when I won big in Vegas last year?

2. My shoe collection isn't an obsession -- it's an investment. I can deduct investments.

3. I'm an ordained minister, but I hold services in my garage, so theoretically, my house is my church and isn't taxable. Right?

Answer 3

1.Anything mean or rude.

The above covers just about everything.

Answer 4

Why? Are YOU trying to avoid large fines?

Answer 5

1. suck it

2. take your fine and shove it

3. eat my (insert body part here)