What are the Chances i will get Appendicitis?

Question

my family doesnt have a history of appendicitis, cancer, or anything.

but i am a VERY paraniod person.

what are the chances i will get appendicitis? or cancer?

and what causes appendicitis?

Answer 1

I think you should call the psychic hotline and see what they have to say about it.

Answer 2

Paranoia causes appendicitis, therefore you have a very high chance of getting it.