What are the Flat Earth Society's views on Global warming?

Question

What are the Flat Earth Society's views on Global warming?

Answer 1

They of course are denialists because they deny the Earth is a globe.

Answer 2

they call it blanket warming

Answer 3

I actually tried to look this up, as I didn't really know much about FES. It was quite amusing. Here is a quote from an (self-proclaimed) official FES spokesman:

"The earth is heated from beneath, specifically the interaction between the UA and dark influx rich materials. The sun reflects the earths light and heat back to earth in a focused conical. Greenhouse gasses act as a barrier between the earth and space. This prevents more light and heat from escaping the earth into space. The earth gets warmer."

and

"...Global warming is counter-proof of RET."

(RET=Round Earth Theory)

Here is a moderator of FES forums:

"It's my personal belief that planar warming (as it should really be known) causes damage to the Ice Wall and may jeapordise the survival of humankind. I've posted before that the Conspiracy's business wing is partly involved in high-carbon-emission industry, and I certainly think it may be the case."

and

"I am a Flat Earther who believes in "global warming" (though this is a comically incorrect terminology) based on empirical evidence. It saddens me that the impact of planar warming is downplayed through the lie of globularism - on a Round Earth, melting "ice caps" mess with temperature and cause some flooding. In reality, the destruction of the Ice Wall heralds an apocalypse which could eventually eradicate all life on Earth. The Conspiracy don't care. They're arch-hedonists who only care about money and short-term pleasure."

Then there is a FE'er (flat earther) who doesn't believe in AGW:

"My personal belief is that planar warming is a real phenomena caused by solar activity, or perhaps increased nuclear activity in the earth's core. Any human contribution is likely negligible. On the whole, "Global Warming" as it has commonly been packaged and sold seems to be a money making scheme with less science behind it than even RE theory. "

As of yet, I have been unable to discover any consensus, mainly due to difficulties in understanding FE thought processes. I doubt I will venture any further into the depths of the FES.

Answer 4

They call it the untoasted side or cold side

The more that fall off the edge the less we hear from tem

Answer 5

Same as everyone else with half a brain cell..A total nonsense  

Answer 6

Flat earthers have only half a brain cell, so they think it is all nonsense.

Answer 7

I haven't heard. But your question brings a great idea to mind. Why don't these two groups of fools join together and worship creation together as we fall closer and closer to the sun and it gets warmer, we've more weather phenomena and more and stronger earthquakes?

Answer 8

I expect they believe in it as they both contradict scientific fact